Friday, July 24, 2009

The Financial Training Academy Scam

Only time will tell truth or not

"Treat people the way you want them to treat to you "(C) D. Carnegie
Dale, I want to upset! This is the most that neither is a lie and a provocation pizdezh, nice aphorism, sometimes even - excuse his own stupidity. Nobody cared. The only question is whether a person is ready to follow his principles, etiihmat, at the time, like most people they do not exist at all.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

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Odvіchnі supply. Exo Mistetstvo

Voіstinu great songs feature beautiful or charming works of art is that they constantly ask us questions. Questions concerning our lives. Questions shed light on various aspects of the human condition. How many roads must a man walk down? Where do the children play? Will you still love me tomorrow?.
But no one asks these questions better than one of our favorite groups - Queen . Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? .. Can anybody find me somebody to love? .. Who wants to live forever?.

TT

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FAIRYTALE idiot

In most cases, I laugh at fantastic idiot. But sometimes the laughter is becoming too frequent, and it starts to drop. Dear me, she will never be fantastic idiot. It can make the idiotic actions, while maintaining the sense of responsibility and reality, it may be exalted (like from a fairy tale), but this will be its unique design is fabulous. FAIRYTALE but it will not be an idiot. Point.
following explanation.

FAIRYTALE idiot - the girl (or girl, already considers itself a girl), which has a number of the following symptoms
  1. considers himself hyper-, Mego-, Super oherennoy girl with all his hyper-, Mego-, super-ordinary. As a result of such self-criticism as a clumsy external data and content painted most often in the blond bowler.
  2. fantastic idiot in the room hung a few posters of the most cute and inept national stars (Ex Timati S. Peha, any member of the Star Factory, etc.) or the most cute and talented Western Star (Ex D. Timberlake, D. Beckham D. Depp, etc.)
  3. Most subjects fabulous clothes idiots have white and pink shades, sometimes with elements of fur. The names on tags similar to the names of popular labels of the glossy magazines. In this case, all white and pink fluffy rags fairytale is an idiot with a haughty air, as Natalia Vodianova, or Adriana Lima. Why? See p.1
  4. Each fantastic idiot in the profile of social networks (VKontakte, Odnoklassniki.ru), where she registered as Miss Sexy, Cat-Bubochka, Baby Jessica, etc., in the "About Me" need is present for some hackneyed poem, a la "I am a woman, and therefore I am an actress ...", or type approval" My hard to find, easy to lose and impossible to forget .. "" All the women as women, and I goddess. " And also one in the same way spizzhennyh works ASCII Graphic.
  5. In audio recordings of the same profile fantastic idiot necessarily placed songs performed by characters p.3. There is also an album with their photos. In this page is always fantastic idiot closed, supposedly to show that it is not so easily accessible. In her head, in principle, does not come, that she dick useless. And the avatar, it can be bent in the form of Princess R & B, blowing her lips in a kiss, and all that - somewhere in the background of the carpet.
  6. Each fairy idiot is necessarily a girlfriend - the same skazachnaya idiot. At the same time Each of them considers the second more terrible, but her pictures on social networks comments only politely and gently. The key words are "Mas" "Liu cha / I'm heavy LAF", "Cem", "Chmaf", "teen", "sexy"
  7. only goes for a walk alone with his girlfriend. Regardless of the weather and the item destination tries to dress up as afterparti Italian Fashion Week (Italy certainly looks like a boot, but with all Marafet at boot like it was a fantastic idiot). On the road likes to include in the mobile phone is absolutely clumsy song, performed by the same fairy idiots, only richer, and go with the phone to be heard all what she is, damn, soulful. To underscore, can even sing along with the phone, not getting even this primitive melody.
  8. money for the evening takes only a minibus back and forth, maybe, for sushi, which she adores taaaaaaak, Salat guy. If a guy is not painted, the stash is another 10 USD. on the bank Revo - so ... digress ...
  9. dreams about chihuahua like Peris, to all friends, fairy-idiot said in unison, "Wow, she takaaaaaya maaaaasya", while household chores to do is not going to - it is below its sublime nature.
  10. get noticed object fuck all brains before you will fuck yourself. After you give, again fuck brains, explaining it to his too complicated inner life.
  11. Fairy idiot or does not eat dick and is engaged in fitness, even if it contains no fat droplets (So fabulous idiot who he is, no fitness or diet do not help).
  12. reread all the previous paragraphs fantastic idiot would think: "Yes, these really much, but I truly unique, and will listen to pop garbage, kommetirovat glam-thrash patterns photos and dream about the boy in the anti-reflective ochechkah, gel on his head, and the badge "D & G". Its not yet, but soon will be. Maybe on Saturday when she goes to a sushi bar?

PS MY GIRL WILL NEVER FAIRYTALE Idiot!
(C), Raccoon

Friday, July 10, 2009

Jogging Route Planner

300 Irish dancers / / analogy with Sparta

When "Iridans" came a child, it very closely examined. If the child was very small, feebleness, sick or ugly it dropped from the scene. Strong, when staval to his feet, took baptism in the fire dance. He was taught to never give in, never give up. He taught that death on the dance in the name of "Iridansa" - the highest glory, which he could achieve in his life.
At the age of 7 years, as was customary in the Iridanse " child weaned from mother, and plunge into a world of fierce dancing. 10-year history of the dance group has developed a special system of education the best dancers who have ever seen. This system is called the jig. She forced a child to dance, to suffer from hunger, cheat, and if you need something and kill. Pupil was beaten with sticks and whips, habituating to hide their pain and forget about the pity. The tests did not stop for a minute. He was forced to fight alone for victory in the Irish national championships in Ennis, contrasting his mind and will of the onslaught of wild jury.
Here! .. It is his dedication. For a long time, he was away from people, and now must return to his team a true dancer. Or not return at all. Around the baby begins to circle the dancer from Dublin. Shoes it - black metal, his wig - the dark night, her eyes blazing red fire, like a red stones from the depths of hell. Huge Irish sniffs the air, and anticipates future production. There is no fear in a child, only exacerbated his feelings. It feels like cold air filling his lungs, hear the wind shakes his wig in the descending darkness. His leg is solid. His movements are unmistakable. According to the traditions of the Gaelic League ceili-dance he has to kill an Irishman, that would fulfill its mission and prove to everybody in the team that he dancer. He should bite off both his legs below the level of golf, and traces of blood on chapped lips, illuminated bright moon festival Feis will be proof of that.
And the child has already numbered among the dead, returns to his team, the sacred Iridans. Returned by this dancer with feet in the Irish ryugzake.

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