In most cases, I laugh at fantastic idiot. But sometimes the laughter is becoming too frequent, and it starts to drop. Dear me, she will never be fantastic idiot. It can make the idiotic actions, while maintaining the sense of responsibility and reality, it may be exalted (like from a fairy tale), but this will be its unique design is fabulous. FAIRYTALE but it will not be an idiot. Point.
following explanation.
FAIRYTALE idiot - the girl (or girl, already considers itself a girl), which has a number of the following symptoms
- considers himself hyper-, Mego-, Super oherennoy girl with all his hyper-, Mego-, super-ordinary. As a result of such self-criticism as a clumsy external data and content painted most often in the blond bowler.
- fantastic idiot in the room hung a few posters of the most cute and inept national stars (Ex Timati S. Peha, any member of the Star Factory, etc.) or the most cute and talented Western Star (Ex D. Timberlake, D. Beckham D. Depp, etc.)
- Most subjects fabulous clothes idiots have white and pink shades, sometimes with elements of fur. The names on tags similar to the names of popular labels of the glossy magazines. In this case, all white and pink fluffy rags fairytale is an idiot with a haughty air, as Natalia Vodianova, or Adriana Lima. Why? See p.1
- Each fantastic idiot in the profile of social networks (VKontakte, Odnoklassniki.ru), where she registered as Miss Sexy, Cat-Bubochka, Baby Jessica, etc., in the "About Me" need is present for some hackneyed poem, a la "I am a woman, and therefore I am an actress ...", or type approval" My hard to find, easy to lose and impossible to forget .. "" All the women as women, and I goddess. " And also one in the same way spizzhennyh works ASCII Graphic.
- In audio recordings of the same profile fantastic idiot necessarily placed songs performed by characters p.3. There is also an album with their photos. In this page is always fantastic idiot closed, supposedly to show that it is not so easily accessible. In her head, in principle, does not come, that she dick useless. And the avatar, it can be bent in the form of Princess R & B, blowing her lips in a kiss, and all that - somewhere in the background of the carpet.
- Each fairy idiot is necessarily a girlfriend - the same skazachnaya idiot. At the same time Each of them considers the second more terrible, but her pictures on social networks comments only politely and gently. The key words are "Mas" "Liu cha / I'm heavy LAF", "Cem", "Chmaf", "teen", "sexy"
- only goes for a walk alone with his girlfriend. Regardless of the weather and the item destination tries to dress up as afterparti Italian Fashion Week (Italy certainly looks like a boot, but with all Marafet at boot like it was a fantastic idiot). On the road likes to include in the mobile phone is absolutely clumsy song, performed by the same fairy idiots, only richer, and go with the phone to be heard all what she is, damn, soulful. To underscore, can even sing along with the phone, not getting even this primitive melody.
- money for the evening takes only a minibus back and forth, maybe, for sushi, which she adores taaaaaaak, Salat guy. If a guy is not painted, the stash is another 10 USD. on the bank Revo - so ... digress ...
- dreams about chihuahua like Peris, to all friends, fairy-idiot said in unison, "Wow, she takaaaaaya maaaaasya", while household chores to do is not going to - it is below its sublime nature.
- get noticed object fuck all brains before you will fuck yourself. After you give, again fuck brains, explaining it to his too complicated inner life.
- Fairy idiot or does not eat dick and is engaged in fitness, even if it contains no fat droplets (So fabulous idiot who he is, no fitness or diet do not help).
- reread all the previous paragraphs fantastic idiot would think: "Yes, these really much, but I truly unique, and will listen to pop garbage, kommetirovat glam-thrash patterns photos and dream about the boy in the anti-reflective ochechkah, gel on his head, and the badge "D & G". Its not yet, but soon will be. Maybe on Saturday when she goes to a sushi bar?
PS MY GIRL WILL NEVER FAIRYTALE Idiot!
(C), Raccoon
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